Lansprado

The broke kid in the group. Always appears to be penniless.

The one who always shows up with no money.
Never trust such people to be wise because they put their wants before their needs.
You might feel sorry for them but they too know that it is their fault why they are in such a situation now.

Larry: Heyyy......if you don't mind, could you lend me some money to buy the new Deadpool x anime crossover?
Barry: Wait, what? Not again, dude! When are you going to stop being such a lansprado, just like a cheap ripoff of the

new Cadbury spread.

Lansprado by igenuinelyhopeyou'renotdogpoop March 16, 2019

lansprado

A person who always conveniently shows up with no money

Gary is such a lansprado, whatta bitch

lansprado by Jesus matemans January 17, 2018

laprador 

A labrador that thinks it is a lap dog.

Person 1: What kind of dog is that?

(labrador retriever sitting on lap of person 2)
Person 2: It's a Laprador Retriever

laprador by razmeg February 12, 2014

Langerado 

Langerado is a music festival held every year in South Florida. The first festival was in 2003, which started out as a one day event. Over the years, Langerado has progressed into a 4-day music festival, so there are more concerts, and more people. People camp out at the festival and have one GRAND ol' time.

Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.

"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.

The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.

It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??

Check out Langerado.com

1. Bob finally received his Langerado ticket in the mail last week. It was more beautiful than he had ever imagined.

2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.

3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!

Langerado by Let's get GOOSED!! February 25, 2008