An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.
John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.
by GigHarborGreg August 19, 2013
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Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.
by Mofo Junk August 28, 2007
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Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
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