Landpimp

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An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.

John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.

Landpimp by GigHarborGreg August 19, 2013

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landpimp

Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.

Wow, John is the original one and only landpimp

landpimp by Mofo Junk January 2, 2009

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landpimp • Land Pimping • landpipe • Alaskan Landpipe

Landpimp

Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.

Wow, John is the original one and only landpimp.

Landpimp by Mofo Junk August 28, 2007

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Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

Alaskan Landpipe by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

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landpipe

a type of idiot who crosses streets while tying his/her shoe

hey, Don are you a landpipe?

landpipe by Dinoras July 20, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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