An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.
John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.
by GigHarborGreg August 15, 2013
Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.
by Mofo Junk August 22, 2007
Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.
by Mofo Junk August 17, 2007