LA Boy 

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

LA Boy by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

LA BOY

(pronounced fuk-boi) n. v. adj.

The boy you love to hate and hate to love, who likes every story but never texts back, name-drops his exes like credentials and will always blow off your date for a "networking opportunity". He's the type to justify his commitment issues by saying he has too much love to give. Or tell you he's over how fake LA is then disappear the moment things get real. He repeatedly tells you he could see a future with you... if only he wasn't still in his "healing era." His sixth sense is knowing the exact moment you've finally moved on from him so he can text "wyd tonight?"

I should’ve known he was an LA BOY. Our first date was at the gym... and we spent half of it filming his workout content.

That text doesn't mean anything, it was full-on LA BOY — vague, poetic, and entirely meaningless.

He LA Boy’d me — said I was the only girl he's talking to then I found out he copy/pasted the same thing to Anika and Madeline.

LA BOY by JESSAMUSIC October 23, 2025

justin la boy 

A funny loaner who people love. The meme goat. But obviously bitter and jaded af.

Justin la boy is toxic af!

justin la boy by Mamma_mars November 23, 2021

La-Z-boy ferret crunch 

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

La-Z-boy ferret crunch by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

La-Z-Boy 

To put a lubricant such as lotion in a plastic bag, and put your wang in there, and "fuck the couch"

Jerry pulled a La-Z-Boy because he couldn't ever find a date.

La-Z-Boy by TehBakes May 28, 2006

la boys

a close group of sophistocated, atheletic and popular males that annually holiday to "the cres" in search of pumping waves and babes. Notoriously known to tame beer bongs and annoy people outside of "La Boys" by arrogant behaviour and unreachable sexual prowess.

dude, lets tap that party on the weekend apparently La Boys will be there!

la boys by unknownladybug October 27, 2005

Boys la 

The King of gays

boys la is cool

Boys la by jamescool October 11, 2020