LA Boy

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

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La Boi

When someone looks dumb or acting dumb or your just making fun of them

La Boi

by Kaiden Wojtczuk January 18, 2019

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a close group of sophistocated, atheletic and popular males that annually holiday to "the cres" in search of pumping waves and babes. Notoriously known to tame beer bongs and annoy people outside of "La Boys" by arrogant behaviour and unreachable sexual prowess.

dude, lets tap that party on the weekend apparently La Boys will be there!

by unknownladybug October 27, 2005

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La-Z-Boy

To put a lubricant such as lotion in a plastic bag, and put your wang in there, and "fuck the couch"

Jerry pulled a La-Z-Boy because he couldn't ever find a date.

by TehBakes May 28, 2006

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La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

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