Löfven

Do to a 'Löfven' (Swedish: Att göra en Löfven) is to talk in a confusing manner, or say something one day only to harshly reject it the other. To not keep promises.

"- Yesterday you told me I could borrow your bike!
- Yeah, sorry, you can't borrow it, I made a Löfven."

"- Which ice-cream to you want?
- I want the lemon, chocolate and strawberry.
...or no, the rum raisin, raspberry and cookie dough...

...or maybe I'll only have the lemon and rum raisin...
- You're a complete Löfven"

by rotrut May 31, 2015

stefan löfven

Big dick with no friends. He suck his 1 inch dick everyday. He has huge balls but a very small penis. He is virgin and 80 years old.

You så gay, you are a stefan löfven

by Kolasås December 12, 2016

stefan löfven

Stefan Löfven är en svensk efterbliven politiker.

stefan löfven är efterbliven

by ghhgha<sdffdhg February 13, 2019

Stefan löfven

En svensk politiker som är mentalt efterbliven

stefan löfven är efterbliven

by ghhgha<sdffdhg February 12, 2019

Lovenge

A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!

Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."

by hjk200 September 25, 2013

Loventity

Love as an entity, as something real.

A ring or child shows loventity

by WBladeH September 23, 2012

lovensky

Is a one of a kind, although he does get scared he a fearless leader. Can be funny and kind but you don't want to get on their bad side. You always see a smile on there face. Also once you fall in love with them it's hard to let them go.

Lovensky is an awesome person

by Skii skii March 14, 2017