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The act of being friendzoned by a woman.
Dude 1:"Duuuude, I got Kyle'd by Becky last night"
Dude 2:"That sucks man"
Kyle'd by TheHeroGothamDeserves August 15, 2012
A word derived from the hit television show South Park. This happens when one gets shorted, gypped or cheated out of money, goods or services. This coincidently follows Jewish stereotype, due to the fact Kyle is Jewish. It can also mean to ridicule someone after he/she delivers a great punch line in a politically incorrect or racial joke amidst all the laughter.
Ghetto -- Kyle’d -- Example ----

Soon to be Kyle'd Angry black: Yo word is bond son, I heard that fool McCain is so old, he helped Moses load the Ark.

Kyle'in Politically correct black: Seriously Tyrone, that’s not funny. His age is irrelevant and you know Obama is going to win, so who cares.

Kyle'd Very angry black: Yo nigga you keep that up and you gonna get Debo’d (see Debo’d) fo’ yo Mello’s. Why er’ time I clown that old fool, I get Kyle’d by yo fake black ass?


White Trash dinner table -- Kyle’d --Example -----

White trash mother: Cletus!!!! Pass the bacon, you momma is starving!!!!

Cletus white trash son: UUH ok momma, hey they got a new black in class they do…hes as black as Wesley Snipes butt hole momma……

Politically correct sister: Dammit Cletus grow up!!!! Ray is smart, articulate and polite…that’s uncalled for you, you, you...Harleyman!!! (see Harleyman)

White trash mother: Dammit you little liberal skank!!!! Get yo thin ass in yo room, no dinner fur u tonite missy!!!!! If Cletus gets Kyle’d again by you, its your ass!!!!!


Jewish Transaction --Kyle’d --Example ----

Saul the Jeweler: I’m sorry Mr. Angelo, but I cant go any cheaper on the watch repair…

Mr Angelo: You damn thief, that’s robbery you told me 1000$ not 1195.75$$ Im sick of being nickled and dimed then Kyle’d by you and your people, go back to the dessert for another 40 years…..

Saul: Whatever you human pizza, I hope you phart (see phart) yourself nonight.
Kyle'd by TB2_nola February 16, 2009
To be Kyle'd is to be screwed by a co-worker who leaves early saying he is done when he isn't really.

Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"
Employee: "Hey man I'm all done, can I go?"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."

Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.

Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"
Kyle'd by Monkey Toker August 4, 2006

kyle’d 

kyle’d (v): to accept someone’s resignation and then kick them in the ass the very next day.
Yeah I was hoping to get kyle’d but they kept me around for two whole weeks
kyle’d by Hashtagspacecat September 18, 2018

Kyle’d 

When you get stuck alone in a conversation with your coworker Kyle who incessantly talks to you about things you care nothing about.
Dude, I’m getting Kyle’d so hard right now.
Kyle’d by UCGOD July 24, 2019

kyle david hall 

He is the most powerful, beautiful strong person. He is one of the seven people in My Digital Escape. He lives in Ohio.

Kyle David Hall is a YouTuber and goes on warped tour

Ship Kohnnie
His smile is beautiful
Kyle David Hall is the most beautiful man in the world.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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