Kumsquat
Kumsquat by Illhandicap December 29, 2020
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hairy kumquat
1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
hairy kumquat by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016
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kumquat
a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
kumquatting
The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.
Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
kumquatting by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010
Emperor Kumquat
A literal Transformer.
If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.
Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.
He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.
Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)
Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!
If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.
Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.
He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.
Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)
Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!
TF fan 2: Ok I spent 69 hours watching Comodin Cam and I am officially hooked on Transformers YouTube. Feed my addiction.
TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.
6.9 hours later
TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too
Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor
Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!
TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.
6.9 hours later
TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too
Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor
Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!
Emperor Kumquat by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022
Kumquat
Kumquat by simpforduke March 17, 2021
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kumquat by Ava and Lauren May 19, 2006
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