The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.
Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
by VirginiaSalope September 7, 2010
a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
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by Cleidus October 10, 2018
A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.
by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 26, 2010