2 definitions by Clauth Towel

dweeb seed

an awkward young adolescent that has not yet hit puberty

Friend 1: Susanna is such a dweeb seed, lol
Friend 2: But one day, she will blossom into a beautiful young flower.

by Clauth Towel November 3, 2016

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 22, 2016