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'Kryptnotic' is an adjective that is portmanteau of 'kryptonite & hypnotic'. It describes something or someone that not only makes you weak in the knees, but also mesmerises you.

When Jimin gives you THAT look, it's all over, you can't win...his eyes are kryptnotic.

Kryptnotic by Tori⁷ from HR March 16, 2024

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Kryptnotic

'Kryptnotic' is an adjective that is portmanteau of 'kryptonite & hypnotic'. It describes something or someone that not only makes you weak in the knees, but also mesmerises you.

When Jimin gives you THAT look, it's all over, you can't win...his eyes are kryptnotic.

Kryptnotic by Tori⁷ from HR March 16, 2024

Related Words

Kryptnotic • Krypnotic • kryptonic • Krynotic • kryptesticle • Kryptodick • kryptotite

kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)

i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks

kryptonic by Big BNP January 29, 2004

Kryptonic

A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.

Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.

Kryptonic by LanksEO March 27, 2009

Krynotic

the epicest man alive

Krynotic is so epic

Krynotic by itzChang March 26, 2019

kryptesticle

A combination of the words 'kryptonite' and 'testicle.' The one impenatrable force (most likely - but not exclusive to - a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man's well-being. Kryptonite : Superman :: Kryptesticle : Average man.

Meredith Grey is George's kryptesticle in Grey's Anatomy. Olive Oil is Popeye's kryptesticle. Heroin is a drug addict's kryptesticle. A nice pair of breasts can be considered a kryptesticle to a weak-willed man.

kryptesticle by Katie Bartels & Erin Dillon November 4, 2006

Krypnotic

A thousand times more powerful than an atomic blast.

Wow, that krypnotic bomb destroyed the entire continent of Asia!

Krypnotic by Demon minion of Mufflord March 30, 2022

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026