Kryptodick

the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.

Strap on yo kryptodick we don't want no skanks coming around.

by on work stoppage November 10, 2011

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kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)

i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks

by Big BNP January 29, 2004

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A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.

Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.

by LanksEO March 27, 2009

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Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

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Kryptosock

The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.

Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.

OMG I am so glad to get these Kryptosock's off, they are sucking me dry.

by Skotishoki December 8, 2017

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