Kryptodick
the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.
Kryptodick by on work stoppage November 10, 2011
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kryptonic
1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin
2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
Related Words
Kryptonic
A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.
Cryptodickbutt
Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”
Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”
Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”
Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”
Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”
Cryptodickbutt by Gablp December 28, 2021
Kryptosock
The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.
Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.
Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.
Kryptosock by Skotishoki December 8, 2017
KrypticKurt
A youtuber who consumes an unhealthy amount of helium. Why? Nobody knows but it makes his intros funny as heck.
KrypticKurt by Dominic0756 June 20, 2020
KryptoNike
KryptoNike by Humerian January 14, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026