Krypnotic

A thousand times more powerful than an atomic blast.

Wow, that krypnotic bomb destroyed the entire continent of Asia!

by Demon minion of Mufflord March 30, 2022

Krypnotic

Something so awesome and radical that it causes you to have uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Holy motherhumpers! Did you see that krypnotic pair of tits on that chick?"

by Crappy Housewife November 5, 2012

kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)

i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks

by Big BNP January 29, 2004

Kryptic

An online name for someone who hides behind a strong number of Alias's.

That dudes Kryptic! Who, Jake? No bro, its your main alias.

by dsadsfgsdf May 31, 2011

Kryptic Runner

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces

Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous

by Gibzn January 31, 2019

Kryptonic

A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.

Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.

by LanksEO March 27, 2009

Krynotic

the epicest man alive

Krynotic is so epic

by itzChang March 26, 2019