Krynotic 

the epicest man alive

Krynotic is so epic

Krynotic by itzChang March 26, 2019

Krypnotic 

A thousand times more powerful than an atomic blast.

Wow, that krypnotic bomb destroyed the entire continent of Asia!

Krypnotic by Demon minion of Mufflord March 30, 2022

Krypnotic 

Something so awesome and radical that it causes you to have uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Holy motherhumpers! Did you see that krypnotic pair of tits on that chick?"

Krypnotic by Crappy Housewife November 5, 2012