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Kryptic means hot, sexy, hairy and smart
“Look at Diego he so kryptic” and being defined
Kryptic by tjay_ July 28, 2020
Damn look at Alexis so sexy hot nigga (kryptic)
Kryptic by tjay_ July 28, 2020
Someone who likes murder and darkness
East was sitting in pure darkness which makes him Kryptic
Kryptic by Kryptic1372 May 20, 2021
21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself
* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.
Kryptic by Jackass October 14, 2004
a fat ginger from the uk who calls people incels to feel good about themselves.
look at that guy he looks like a kryptic!
Kryptic by TxcWaste June 22, 2020

Kryptic Runner 

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces
Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous
Kryptic Runner by Gibzn January 31, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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