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A haggard bitch, busted as fuck.

Roy and Stephan said that bitch is krumpty

That krumpty bitch just farted

Did you just smell that krumpty chick, bro?

krumpty by Righteous rick & epic ericson February 14, 2014

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Krumpey

a man who is a god or the best or perfect

that man is krumpey

Krumpey by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018

Related Words

krumpty • knumpty • krumpt • Krempty • Krumpey • krumptastic • krumpies

krumptastic

One who is truly accomplished in the street dance form known as krumping.

Jesse: (Shows off his new hot dance moves)
Barbara: Damn son, you're so krumptastic!

krumptastic by nftylegacy September 28, 2009

krumpt

A mental state one enters after consumption of more than their fair share of alcohol

Dick was so krumpt last night he walked home in figure 8's and slept in his yard.

krumpt by Machismo August 14, 2006

knumpty

An alternative spelling of numpty, the hard sound of the "k" hanging in there as numpty is often preceded by "fucking", but sometimes a swear word is inappropriate, so a silent swear is suggested by a silent "k".

Addressing BBC News 24 management, "You are a bunch of ... knumpties".
Head of BBC News, "You are a King Knumpty"; "How long does it take you knumpties to sort out the sound?"
Addressing journalists, "Recommended? To have an extra cheeseburger everyday! You people are complete and utter knumpties. The SACN report doesn't says that. Pricks."

knumpty by Harry Alffa November 28, 2011

krumpt

The feeling or pain in your stomach that you have before taking a big shit. Most often this affliction occurs at the most inopportune time ie. long rides or during a staff meeting.

Internal Symptoms include severe pressure to the anal area and a large grumbling sound.

External Symptoms - persons suffering from krumpt will often walk in a hurridly fashion and will more often than not be unable to stand straight up. They will be bent at the hips

You could tell that guy was krumpt by the way he was walking.

Pull over at the next rest stop. I am krumpt!

krumpt by Dr. Noonan August 6, 2012

krumpy

50% goofball 49% krumpy 1% funny. Can also be used as a substitute for slurs. Plural for krumpy is "krumpies"

you're a fucking stupid krumpy i fucking hate krumpies.

krumpy by krumpy follower August 2, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026