krumpty

A haggard bitch, busted as fuck.

Roy and Stephan said that bitch is krumpty

That krumpty bitch just farted

Did you just smell that krumpty chick, bro?

by Righteous rick & epic ericson February 14, 2014

Krumpey

a man who is a god or the best or perfect

that man is krumpey

by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018

krumptastic

One who is truly accomplished in the street dance form known as krumping.

Jesse: (Shows off his new hot dance moves)
Barbara: Damn son, you're so krumptastic!

by nftylegacy September 28, 2009

krumpt

A mental state one enters after consumption of more than their fair share of alcohol

Dick was so krumpt last night he walked home in figure 8's and slept in his yard.

by Machismo August 14, 2006

knumpty

An alternative spelling of numpty, the hard sound of the "k" hanging in there as numpty is often preceded by "fucking", but sometimes a swear word is inappropriate, so a silent swear is suggested by a silent "k".

Addressing BBC News 24 management, "You are a bunch of ... knumpties".
Head of BBC News, "You are a King Knumpty"; "How long does it take you knumpties to sort out the sound?"
Addressing journalists, "Recommended? To have an extra cheeseburger everyday! You people are complete and utter knumpties. The SACN report doesn't says that. Pricks."

by Harry Alffa November 28, 2011

krumpt

The feeling or pain in your stomach that you have before taking a big shit. Most often this affliction occurs at the most inopportune time ie. long rides or during a staff meeting.

Internal Symptoms include severe pressure to the anal area and a large grumbling sound.

External Symptoms - persons suffering from krumpt will often walk in a hurridly fashion and will more often than not be unable to stand straight up. They will be bent at the hips

You could tell that guy was krumpt by the way he was walking.

Pull over at the next rest stop. I am krumpt!

by Dr. Noonan August 6, 2012

krumpy

50% goofball 49% krumpy 1% funny. Can also be used as a substitute for slurs. Plural for krumpy is "krumpies"

you're a fucking stupid krumpy i fucking hate krumpies.

by krumpy follower August 2, 2021