Kroons

A rare dumb creature found lurking in the corners of the most random and questionable servers and sites

Stop being such a kroons.

by FactMachine12345 September 21, 2023

Mike Kroon

The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike

I, Mike kroon, am the white knife, SLASHING through the darkness

by Rainbow crash February 18, 2013

Kroon

Slapping an individual with such force that they experience sudden death.

Random 1: "Haven't seen Zurham in a while, where he been at?"

Random 2: "Bitch was talking shit so I kroon'd him."

by incestbrah August 6, 2011

krooshalize

Krooshalizer: a device usually a water bottle, with 2 extra holes. a small hole just big enough for your roach or blunt or whatver. a shotgun. and the mouthpiece. you can also stick the blunt in a bong in the hit piece to krooshalize it.

"yo dude lets krooshalize this blunt"

by vissss September 11, 2009

Kronos

Greek Titan of the universe. Son of Oranos, Father of Zeus. A prophecy wads foretold that Oranos would be defeated by his son (Kronos), who would be in turn defeated by his son (Zeus). Scared the prophecy might be true, Kronos swallowed every child alive who he and Gaia (his wife) gave birth too. Gaia, after having Zeus, feared for him and hid him on Earth. Eventually, Zeus and Gaia tricked Kronos into puking out their children (Poseidon, Hera, Hades,etc.) and Zeus declared war on Kronos. Kronos then gathered all the titans for battle. Zeus, however, called the gods and the thousand handed ones to his aid. The thousand handed ones then threw rocks and killed the titans. The survivos (including Kronos) and all of Kronos's minions were put in the hellish prison Tartarus where they would spend the rest of their days.

If you play the game "Age of Mythology, the Titans Ex." you can find stories of Kronos, or simply go to your public library.

by All seeing December 9, 2004

Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Kronos

Normally a title attached to a well endowed, yet refreshingly humble person. (Kro- from ancient greek; krokoas, gracious, nos - noslaakia, ancient greek; very large pork sausage often used with pizza like pastry based dishes)

-I heard that guy can hit the bottom of a beer glass.
-Wow, I wonder if he is single, what a kronos

by Michelle Holloway September 25, 2005