Kroon

Slapping an individual with such force that they experience sudden death.
Random 1: "Haven't seen Zurham in a while, where he been at?"

Random 2: "Bitch was talking shit so I kroon'd him."
by incestbrah August 06, 2011
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Kroon

Mulaaaa -Money
Here’s some kroon for your birthday
by ThatOnePoes May 26, 2020
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Mike Kroon

The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike
I, Mike kroon, am the white knife, SLASHING through the darkness
by Rainbow crash February 18, 2013
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p. kroon

by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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p. kroon

a very homosexual teacher with extremely foul and vile smelling breath which smells like fresh ass and vinegar. he eats his feces and is a queer. when he talks her goes "Haaaaaaa" so you can smell his freakin ass smelling breath. he wears gay glasses and jacks off thinking about the beastie boys.
by Anonymous May 06, 2003
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max de kroon

a truly blond person, e.g. a whale
a whale is max de kroon
by eagletornado December 07, 2010
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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