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koons

a kid from twp. who gets mad booty
by bob April 3, 2005
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koons

a really good friend that you want to have in your life, if you don't have her you will probably not have a good life, but that's okay cause i have one.
by boiiboii321 March 5, 2019
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koons age

i ain't had a pizza in a koons age.
by bboypoprocks July 22, 2007
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koons group

A close-knit and active group of successful, khoshtip, and loyal friends.
I am so envious of the koons group! I really wish we were such a close group of friends like they have!
by Bekk E. Ram February 1, 2024
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Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv
EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?
by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021
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Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008
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2 dirty koons

Two people of african decent who exhibit appalling stenches.
Hey, have you seen Albert and Bryce?

Yea, I was those 2 dirty koons rolling around in mud and eating some corn bread.
by pokerking January 24, 2010
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