koons 

a kid from twp. who gets mad booty

Your such a koons Bob.

koons by bob April 3, 2005

koons 

a really good friend that you want to have in your life, if you don't have her you will probably not have a good life, but that's okay cause i have one.

koons if better than you

koons by boiiboii321 March 5, 2019

koons age 

something my grandma said

i ain't had a pizza in a koons age.

koons age by bboypoprocks July 22, 2007

koons group 

A close-knit and active group of successful, khoshtip, and loyal friends.

I am so envious of the koons group! I really wish we were such a close group of friends like they have!

koons group by Bekk E. Ram February 1, 2024

Kelly Koons 

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

Kelly Koons by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Spastic-Koons 

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

Spastic-Koons by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

2 dirty koons 

Two people of african decent who exhibit appalling stenches.

Hey, have you seen Albert and Bryce?

Yea, I was those 2 dirty koons rolling around in mud and eating some corn bread.

2 dirty koons by pokerking January 24, 2010