koons
Your such a koons Bob.
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koons
a really good friend that you want to have in your life, if you don't have her you will probably not have a good life, but that's okay cause i have one.
koons if better than you
koons by boiiboii321 March 5, 2019
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koons • koons age • koons group • Koonsal • koonshine • koonspooter • koonstain • Kelly Koons • Spastic-Koons • Griffin Koonsman
koons age
koons age by bboypoprocks July 22, 2007
koons group
I am so envious of the koons group! I really wish we were such a close group of friends like they have!
koons group by Bekk E. Ram February 1, 2024
Kelly Koons
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Spastic-Koons
A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
Spastic-Koons by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008
2 dirty koons
Hey, have you seen Albert and Bryce?
Yea, I was those 2 dirty koons rolling around in mud and eating some corn bread.
Yea, I was those 2 dirty koons rolling around in mud and eating some corn bread.
2 dirty koons by pokerking January 24, 2010
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