krooked 

The way one feels after a few too many drinks

I drank three beers and I felt krooked.

krooked by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Krooked 

Weird, strange or odd

That girl is so Krooked. She posts about demons all the time.

Krooked by superunknowen22 January 3, 2019

krooked 

a person who went down to sainbury super market and bought a carrot and went home and fed it to his pet elephant who had only 3 legs.

Old bill peterson who lives down the road from me was krooked

krooked by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Krooked Mafia

The Krooked Mafia is a Upstate New York gang with no affiliation to the bloods or crips. Fairly small compared to other gangs they are unified and wear the colors green and black. They call themselves krooks and call to each other by yelling K-ROOK!!!

"Yo them krooked mafia boys get it in!"

Krooked Mafia by big-j1 February 26, 2009

Krooked Face 

Krooked face.

An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.

During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.

Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.

Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.

Krooked face kremlin

Krooked Face by Deadbeat May 18, 2009

Krooked Barz 

Krooked Barz is a Hip-Hop/Rap Recording Artist , Songwriter, Producer and Beat maker from the North End of Winnipeg, Canada , infamously known as the "Murder capital of Canada.

Since 1982 Winnipeg has been the murder capital of Canada 27 times more than any other large Canadian city (Toronto,Vancouver,Montreal,Edmonton)

Born & Raised in Winnipeg,Mb ,the capital and largest city in the province of Manitoba, and the seventh-most populated city in the country of Canada with a population just under million ( 825,000 , as of 2021) Krooked Barz fell in love with music from an early childhood and the young MC was already writing his own songs by the time he was 10 .

On Mothers Day, Sunday, May 12,2019 Krooked Barz was shot on A North Winnipeg street at pointblank range in a "walk-up" style shooting. As he was walking to a nearby house for a mothers day celebration with his friends , one of whom had a 1 year old child in a stroller(luckily she never got hurt.)

"Have you ever heard of that New Canadian rapper , "Krooked Barz I think his name is ? he is pretty good considering hes from The North End of Winnipeg , that is one place I will never raise my kids . Yeah he has this new song out called "No "Drama" you should check it out it was on YouTube and I think it might be on spotify and iTunes now , trust me this kids fire , I swear hes the next Eminem but with a mix of 50 Cent"

Krooked Barz by Street Approved Media September 13, 2022

Krooked Monster

An Alcoholic Drink Invented By The Krooked Mafia. It Consists Of Vodka,Rum And Or Canadian LTD And Monster Energy Drink. (The Green Can Not The Other Fruity Bullshit)

Ayo Fuck Yager Bombs Those Krooked Monsters Got Me Fucked UP!!!!!!

Krooked Monster by K-R%K!!!!! March 5, 2010