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When one tries to give truthful information to another, but is rejected and ignored.

Coined by Linda Carrico July 2011
He tried to tell them where the body was, but was totally Kronk'd. That guy makes me feel rather Kronked.
Kronk'd by Anjelkiss July 11, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Krook'd or crooked is to get drunk or high, juz' to forget all the trouble and stress in your life... A homeless alcoholic is often Krook'd, because of all those problems he have to deal with, and also because he's nuffin' better to do...
Example #1: "Mayn, is juz' needa get krook'd..."
Example #2: "Stop zneepin' so much and get krook'd if your life really is that bad...!"
Krook'd by JonyALB July 19, 2010

Krunk'd The Fuck Up 

A term used to describe someone playing Krunker and is under the influence of marijuana and/or alcohol in order to advance their skill.
Person 1: Dude I just smoked a joint and I'm gonna play Krunker right now. I'M KRUNK'D THE FUCK UP!
Person 2: Umm ok..
Krunk'd The Fuck Up by VoidCrypt January 19, 2021

krunk dancing 

A street based dance characterized by fast and angry movements.
Dude #1:You ever heard of krunk dancing?
Dude #2:Yah, I just saw it in that new LaChapelle movie, Rize.

Krone/Drako

Krone/Drako has a praise and sir kink, he is also gay for peepaw (Bo Burnham)
oh i know that guy Krone/Drako, he’s such a simp for peepaw and has a praise and sir kink….sussy he’s also gay
Krone/Drako by Weep3r5 September 18, 2021

krunk a dunk mother funk 

it is the dankest

Synonyms: lecrae-zy, Romans 1:16, dank
Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!

Dronk soos 'n konk 

Made up Afrikaans slang meaning that you are beyond drunk and that you are going places.

The state in which you are more than drunk.
Luke: Yoh Lascelles! I am feeling dronk soos 'n konk.

Lascelles: Yoh same! DRONK SOOS 'N KONK!
Dronk soos 'n konk by themasons July 24, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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