Kristy G

A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.

Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".

Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!

by Karma4u September 17, 2013

Krista Grant

a teacher at the london nautical school. she beats kids and does not know how to teach. she has depression and gave up on her current set 1 classes.

is that Krista Grant?
the maths shitty maths teacher?
yes

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Krista Grace

a very beautiful girl who is sure to take your heart. amazing personality that you can talk to for hours, eyes that are prettier than any ocean and a smile that will turn any gay man straight. a perfect balance between looks and personality with both scoring a 11/10

oh my god Krista Grace is perfect in anyway

by Dick massive November 5, 2021

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.

Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros September 24, 2008