ZAREALSTE4LTHY7's definitions

Penis

The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.

Penis. Just Penis...

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

SXbox

A sex console made by Micropenis where you have sex with the consoles slimy USB ports. You can even enable fucky mode, where it bounces on your knob until you spunk in the hdmi port (its ass). Sucky mode is where it sucks your cock until you cum in the SXbox's Disc drive (sold separately).

I bought a SXbox yesterday.
Cool. I bet you busted a fat nut in its hdmi ass.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Whopper ass

When you eat a whopper and you immediately need a fat shit within 2 hours of eating it. This also counts for whopper jrs and double whoppers, which effects are different. Another variant called melt ass, is where you have a burger king melt and you have to take a log. This log would be runny and will smell like cum.

Daniel had whopper ass earlier and it was inevitable.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Higher or Lower?

When someone asks you if you prefer ass or titties (lower or higher respectively) If you say equal, you like both.

John: hey Bill, higher or lower?
Bill: oh I definitely like lower better it feels better.
John: nice one im equal

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Shot on my back

When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.

Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Curry ass

When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.

My dad had curry ass last night.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 October 10, 2023