9 definitions by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
A stupid phrase said by ugly ass bitches who look like the creeper from Minecraft except irl. If said, the person who said it should get a can of beans to the face and then make them sit and watch Cujo 5 times over and over again until they lose it.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
When you eat a whopper and you immediately need a fat shit within 2 hours of eating it. This also counts for whopper jrs and double whoppers, which effects are different. Another variant called melt ass, is where you have a burger king melt and you have to take a log. This log would be runny and will smell like cum.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.
Penis. Just Penis...
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
A sex console made by Micropenis where you have sex with the consoles slimy USB ports. You can even enable fucky mode, where it bounces on your knob until you spunk in the hdmi port (its ass). Sucky mode is where it sucks your cock until you cum in the SXbox's Disc drive (sold separately).
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 October 10, 2023