Kristomer service 

A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!

Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.

Kristomer service by Salmon1 September 25, 2010

Kristopher Snowdon 

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.

Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.

Kristopher Snowdon by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021

Kristofer 

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.

Omg I love kristofer he is my everything

Kristofer by fabulous_undead_girl April 5, 2015

Kristofer 

Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.

Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.

Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?

Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.

Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.

Kristofer by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010

Kristofer 

Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

Kristofer by munchkin28 July 18, 2009

Kristofer 

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

Kristofer by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kris Kristofferson 

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"

Kris Kristofferson by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021