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kristeena 

kristeena a a sexy , goofy girl. but she can be serious when needs to be. don't mess with her though , because she will fight. she also really loves to feel loved and needed. kristeena is the bombest, goofiest, and most trustful person you will meet. she will always have your back even when you've done her wrong. especially for the boy she likes.
kristeena is bomb asf.
don't mess with kristeena dawg she'll mess you up.
kristeena by maiaaa February 1, 2017

kristeen 

A smart and independent young girl. She is a talented and very good at math. She hates fake people and she is not fake. She is a good girl.
Kristeen is a smart and talented person.
kristeen by emma dawson January 27, 2015

Kristeen 

Kristeen is someone really cool and is really funny she is tv star material she doesn't go around searching for validation because she knows how awesome she is she is bad at math but that is ok she will keep your secrets safe
l just love kristeen she is so cool
Kristeen by anonymous May 3, 2022

Krysteenah 

Krysteenah is a beautiful girl. She loves to live life at the fullest and doesn’t let an opportunity slip by. When she falls in love she is devoted and caring! She is a freak in the sheets and love anal. Wether it’s on her face or down her throat she won’t let a drop of your white goo touch the floor. If you marry her she won’t ever let you down and the only problem with her is that she is perfect.
That girl Krysteenah is the light of my life
Krysteenah by Real.Talker607 April 2, 2023

Kristeen 

She is a girl that is very fake talks about people and thinks she’s all that....don’t leave your tea with kristeen because it will get spilled
Kristeen talks about her own friends
Kristeen by Eskralee March 20, 2019

Kristeen 

another word for two monkeys having sex
Dude, did you see a kristeen going on yesterday at the zoo?
Kristeen by bobthebuilder7 August 1, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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