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Krysteenah 

Krysteenah is a beautiful girl. She loves to live life at the fullest and doesn’t let an opportunity slip by. When she falls in love she is devoted and caring! She is a freak in the sheets and love anal. Wether it’s on her face or down her throat she won’t let a drop of your white goo touch the floor. If you marry her she won’t ever let you down and the only problem with her is that she is perfect.
That girl Krysteenah is the light of my life
Krysteenah by Real.Talker607 April 2, 2023
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kristeena 

kristeena a a sexy , goofy girl. but she can be serious when needs to be. don't mess with her though , because she will fight. she also really loves to feel loved and needed. kristeena is the bombest, goofiest, and most trustful person you will meet. she will always have your back even when you've done her wrong. especially for the boy she likes.
kristeena is bomb asf.
don't mess with kristeena dawg she'll mess you up.
kristeena by maiaaa February 1, 2017
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krystena 

a kinky and scary girl (anime lover) (JAPAN LOVER) Kawaiiiii!
wow she is such a krystena

Kristeenuh 

A popular and semi-pretty girl who enjoys being a total whore or slut
"Did you know Kristeenuh is cheating on her boyfriend?"
"what a whore!"
"That's just Kristeenuh."
Kristeenuh by Lynn Jones March 1, 2009

krystena 

A really wierd way to spell the name Christina
Sucking cum out of an elephants ass
A synonym for antelope felching
Wow he really krystenaed that bitch!
krystena by christinebubblez July 20, 2008
Oui there goes krysteena.
krysteena by 3xculsiv3._.kay.yy November 19, 2023
Krysteena very entertaining very kind.
Not the best look or best with hygiene.
Very bad person to lose so do not cross her.
Lets people run over her
Krysteena is a thot
krysteena by anonymous November 19, 2023
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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