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Krission 

A beautiful noun that articulates the act of Krissing someone or being Krissed. The lovely verb “Kris” means to essentially Rickroll someone, but with a video of Kris Jenner dancing.

Synonyms: unknown
Antonyms: de-Krission
“The delicate art of Krission is difficult to perfect.”
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Krissinitis 

An intense version of love-sickness: To be madly in love, or heavily infatuated with girl by the name of Kristina or Krissy. Symptoms often include shallow breathing, lightness of head, inability to think of thing other than Kristina and/or romantic fantasies with this person. Cures are unheard of at this point in time.
"I love Kristina like nothing I have ever felt before... I can't stop thinking about her! There seems to be no cure for Krissinitis (but I don't really want there to be.)
Related Words

krissing 

When someone wears the same colour from shoes to headwear and all accessories
Wow he is wearing all blue, his is krissing
krissing by Chriswithac February 16, 2019

Kristion 

Savage ass nigga but also very retrospective. Very trustworthy & fye asf.
That nigga Kristion fye bruh.
Kristion by MiniBadsie March 20, 2017
The preferred and intended result of a first date.
My kission was to have our first kiss in the moonlight overlooking Lake Ontario.
Kission by brianfest July 3, 2010

kissionary 

a sexual position that is essentially the same as the missionary style position, only with an emphasis on the kissing aspect of the intercourse enabled by its physics; often couples who have established a deeply-intimate, intensely-passionate romance will employ the kissionary method when in the mood for a more sensual form of carnal interaction
EXAMPLE 1:

Mike: Joe and Beth are so in love.

Martha: Yeah? How do you know?

Mike: Well, cause Beth told me the they did it kissionary style last night.

Martha: Kissionary style? Wow, it's gettin' serious between them two, huh?

Mike: Indeed, Martha. Indeed it is.

EXAMPLE 2:

Passionate Lover 1: Baby, I'm a do you right tonight.

Passionate Lover 2: Oh yeah, sexy? Tell me more...

Passionate Lover 1: Well, I was thinking we could do it kissionary style.

Passionate Lover 2: Oh damn. You done got me turned on now. Nothing's hotter than kissionary...

Passionate Lover 1: Indeed, passionate lover 2. Indeed there is not.
kissionary by commie22 December 19, 2010

Kristionna 

Somebody u should wanna date She hard ash u would love her I highly recommend
Kristionna as in bad bish
Kristionna by Kristionna November 21, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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