kress
the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.
kress by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009
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kress
A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells
kress by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008
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Nathan Kress
Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!
Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.
awwww poor little awkward boy!
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.
awwww poor little awkward boy!
Nathan Kress by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008
Joey Kress
Hey, you going to the mall tonight.
No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.
God, she's so bratchet.
No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.
God, she's so bratchet.
Joey Kress by nickyoung48 May 24, 2013
Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!
A somehow popular phrase said by Gold Experience Requiem (Giorno Giovanna's requiem stand) after activating it's ability "Return to zero" while Diavolo was erasing time, translates to: "You will never reach truth"
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.
Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai! by Frosted Fool December 3, 2019
Koesser Unit
An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.
Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.