kremer

A sex move often performed with random collisions and little tact.

"Hey Steve-I had such a good kremer last night!"

by JayVII October 3, 2013

kremer

A male who possesses an abundance of fertility but is deemed unsuitable for reproduction due to a history of failures in life, leading to the belief that their offspring would inherit these shortcomings.

Often characterized by a lack of ambition or poor decision-making, a Kremer is the type of guy who might be great at partying but not so great at parenting and populating the world with good genes.

"Dude, that Kenneth is such a Kremer; he can barely take care of himself, let alone a kid!"

"If he thinks he’s ready to be a dad, he’s totally a Kremer—no way those genes should be passed on!"

by Cali Nebula October 17, 2024

Krispy kremer

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

The Krispy Kremer

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009

Hot Kremer

A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.

I was totally banging this chick, donkey punched her and gave her the Hot Kremer.

by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003

Krispy Kremer

You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.

I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!

by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020

Eyal Kremer

he is the stupedest person in the whole world!!

you are as stupid as eyal kremer, nope sorry you can't be more stupid than he is...

by Anonymous July 6, 2003