A male who possesses an abundance of fertility but is deemed unsuitable for reproduction due to a history of failures in life, leading to the belief that their offspring would inherit these shortcomings.

Often characterized by a lack of ambition or poor decision-making, a Kremer is the type of guy who might be great at partying but not so great at parenting and populating the world with good genes.

"Dude, that Kenneth is such a Kremer; he can barely take care of himself, let alone a kid!"

"If he thinks he’s ready to be a dad, he’s totally a Kremer—no way those genes should be passed on!"

kremer by Cali Nebula October 17, 2024

Related Words

kremer • Krispy kremer • Eyal Kremer • Herr Kremer • Hot Kremer • The Krispy Kremer • kramers • kromer • Kramered • Kramering

Krispy kremer

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

The Krispy Kremer

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

The Krispy Kremer by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009

Hot Kremer

A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.

I was totally banging this chick, donkey punched her and gave her the Hot Kremer.

Hot Kremer by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003

Krispy Kremer

You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.

I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!

Krispy Kremer by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020

Eyal Kremer

he is the stupedest person in the whole world!!

you are as stupid as eyal kremer, nope sorry you can't be more stupid than he is...

Eyal Kremer by Anonymous July 6, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026