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kremer
A male who possesses an abundance of fertility but is deemed unsuitable for reproduction due to a history of failures in life, leading to the belief that their offspring would inherit these shortcomings.
Often characterized by a lack of ambition or poor decision-making, a Kremer is the type of guy who might be great at partying but not so great at parenting and populating the world with good genes.
Often characterized by a lack of ambition or poor decision-making, a Kremer is the type of guy who might be great at partying but not so great at parenting and populating the world with good genes.
"Dude, that Kenneth is such a Kremer; he can barely take care of himself, let alone a kid!"
"If he thinks he’s ready to be a dad, he’s totally a Kremer—no way those genes should be passed on!"
"If he thinks he’s ready to be a dad, he’s totally a Kremer—no way those genes should be passed on!"
kremer by Cali Nebula October 17, 2024
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kremer • Krispy kremer • Eyal Kremer • Herr Kremer • Hot Kremer • The Krispy Kremer • kramers • kromer • Kramered • Kramering
Krispy kremer
When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014
The Krispy Kremer
After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
The Krispy Kremer by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009
Hot Kremer
A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.
Hot Kremer by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003
Krispy Kremer
You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.
I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!
Krispy Kremer by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020
Eyal Kremer
Eyal Kremer by Anonymous July 6, 2003
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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