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A girl who is often overlooked but is incredibly talented. She is athletic, funny, beautiful, and is a great friend.
You need to befriend a Kreager.
Kreager by skdjfskdidf November 14, 2011
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Rusty kreiger 

A mixed drink made of equal parts tequila, coffee liquoer, and human breast milk.
If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.
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Being keen and eager at the same time in relation to an event
" you wanna get fucked?"
" yeah, keager"!
Keager by ORIGINAALTOM January 3, 2014
A puss filled scab on the taint of a male prostitute
I was gonna let Michael blow me until I saw the giant krager on his taint when he bent over.
Krager by Kimboslicekitty January 17, 2023

The Freddy Kreuger 

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.

Krispy Kreamer 

A money shot. To ejaculate on the face.
"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
Krispy Kreamer by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009
A super sporty kid, smart, hecka hot. Like a Carson but less flirty.
I wish I was as athletic as Krager.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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