Krasowski usually have a hard time focusing and keeping track of papers. Often aren’t good at teaching others but besides that they are great snake handlers.

Kid 1: Why is our teacher not teaching us?

Kid 2: I don’t she most be a Krasowski

Krasowski by Give me your food February 25, 2019

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Golden Grajewski

During anal sex, a man urinates in the woman's ass.

Oh Adam, give me a Golden Grajewski.

Golden Grajewski by BBoyDestructiveD August 22, 2004

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Krolewskie

Best beer in the world. Means "Royal" in English. Comes from the Polish capital Warsaw and is usually only available in its close proximity. Sponsors the best football club in the world: Legia Warszawa.

There exists also a strong version (the regular version is already 100x stronger than American pisswater).

Friend: Krolewskie or a BJ?

Me: Krolewskie, is that even a real question?

Krolewskie by PA42 April 19, 2009

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Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.

"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)

Jane Krakowski Effect by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

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