Krasowski 

Krasowski usually have a hard time focusing and keeping track of papers. Often aren’t good at teaching others but besides that they are great snake handlers.

Kid 1: Why is our teacher not teaching us?

Kid 2: I don’t she most be a Krasowski

Krasowski by Give me your food February 25, 2019

Kelly Kapowski 

The 'popular girl' from Saved by the Bell. She didn't really do anything in the show until the college years when she slept with a professor.

I french kissed Kelly Kapowski.

Kelly Kapowski by championperson October 14, 2006

Josephi Krakowski 

Some stupid polish guy

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

Josephi Krakowski by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018

Kosowskied 

(adj) Severely analized, usually of an academic or religious nature.

My butthole used to be normal sized, but after I was Kosowskied, it was like I had given birth.

Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013

Dirty Krasinski

When a gay man, during sex, picks up a smaller man by inserting his fist into the smaller mans butt hole and forces upwards. While doing this the larger man would f*ck the smaller man against a wall.

I was having sex when suddenly he performed a dirty Krasinski

Dirty Krasinski by Krasinski’s pubic hair August 9, 2020

Jane Krakowski Effect 

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.

"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)

Jane Krakowski Effect by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

kabowski 

Sometimes there's a man who, well,
he's the man for his time'n place,
he fits right in there--and that's Kabowski

Holy shit dude, its the man himself, Kabowski

kabowski by T to da K October 14, 2003