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An irritating individual, prone to playing Euro Trash dance music after 5:30 pm. Also enjoys the company of swarthy Greek men in bath houses. Steals whenever possible. Probably cheats on his taxes. Annoys geriatrics. Has abandonment issues. Likes bestowing pet names on co-workers. Teeth that would impress Baba-Booey. Can't hold his liquor and gets tossed out of bars frequently.
Krackhead is an annoying bitch.
Krackhead by Krackhead's Master April 20, 2005
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Oh My Krackhead!!

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...

rackhead 

A person addicted to making racks
I love making money. I think imma rackhead
rackhead by suhmebruh December 11, 2019

Crackhead Moment 

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.
John just had a Crackhead moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020

crackhead hours 

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019