Krakhead

A mocking pejorative referring to a fan of the Seattle Kraken, coined by numerous commenters on the live stream of their brand unveiling. Though meant to mock the choice of Kraken as the team name, Seattle fans might gradually adopt this unofficial nickname as a badge of honor for how raucous they are as a crowd. See also: Krakhouse.

Starbucks barista: "How was the Kraken game last night?"
Amazon packager: "It was awesome! All the Krakheads were going crazy!"

Krakhead by twistoffate1 July 24, 2020

Krackhead

An irritating individual, prone to playing Euro Trash dance music after 5:30 pm. Also enjoys the company of swarthy Greek men in bath houses. Steals whenever possible. Probably cheats on his taxes. Annoys geriatrics. Has abandonment issues. Likes bestowing pet names on co-workers. Teeth that would impress Baba-Booey. Can't hold his liquor and gets tossed out of bars frequently.

Krackhead is an annoying bitch.

Krackhead by Krackhead's Master April 20, 2005

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Krackhead

God. Just... God.

Oh My Krackhead!!

Krackhead by A chinies Pikaratatarian May 12, 2003

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

Child Molesters at a new low.

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Krakhed

Krakhed is how you read crackead in kokahina guy language

It 1: youre a creackhead bro
It 2: no dude its crakheyd
It 3: cmon yall gotta be kidding its krackhead
It 4: i hate all of you is crackerhead moron
It 5: burst to the door with dr martins boots skaters ITS KRAKHED

Krakhed by Im here for weird words January 23, 2020