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Crackheadness 

An adjective used to describe how much of a crackhead one is. Created by Brianna Countie in 2018.
My crackheadness is at an all time high.
Crackheadness by Crackhead P November 18, 2018
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crackheadness 

crackheadedness is an upgrade to the word crackhead which is to measure how much of a crackhead ones self is.
a person who digs someone’s crackhead personality rather than crack cocaine. “You liked my crackheadness the other day
crackheadness by ShanMich December 15, 2020

Crackheadassery 

Person A: Yo did you see Laila’s tweet?

Person B: Yeah it was full of crackheadassery
Crackheadassery by We Stan Kweens October 3, 2018

Crackheadassery 

When you do something so Freakin stupid but it’s most likely funny
Coll is cool: *Sees a picture of a shirt that says K-Pop and chill *
Coll is cool: More like Fake Love then we make love…omg please stop my Crackheadassery
Crackheadassery by Bandtrashex February 21, 2019

crackheadiness 

when someone or something has a crackheady vibe, you describe their actions and personality as “crackheadiness”
they just did not understand our “crackheadiness”
crackheadiness by sillyhannah November 29, 2019

crackheadiness 

Sense of humour that cannot be described in simple words. Often used as a text slang in response to any form of satirical content.
Luiza: I love the amount of crackheadiness in this video
crackheadiness by sapph7csam July 25, 2022

crackednessocity 

The amount by which a fissure or crack is authentic. Coined following the need to express the inauthenticity of the artificial crack installed in the Tate Modern art gallery in London, UK.
That crack is obviously man-made. It has a low level of crackednessocity.
crackednessocity by Pete O'Seal November 14, 2007
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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