Crackheadness

People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomitting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...

that guy couldn't stay still for a second, fckn crackhead..
that guy radiated a heavy shit smell, fckn crackhead..
some guy took my quarter from the payphone and I chased him, damn that guy was fast for a homeless lookin shit smeller....mo'fckn crackhead.

by ROTH January 11, 2006

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someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called crackheads. crackheads are easy to get along with and usually very funny.

"dang ten is such a crackhead, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"

by ur local softboy March 28, 2019

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when a police officer is trying to pull you over but you don't understand so you just keep driving and then when he finally gets you and asks for your registration you look in your glove compartment and there is a dead mouse and you don't know what a registration looks like

yeah this girl I pulled over today was a total crackhead.

by No nutt January 27, 2020

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