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1. one who guffaws like a twit

2. a face that resembles a frying pan
1. Have you ever heard her laughing? She's a complete koval.

2. every time I go to the kitchen and fry my tortillas, I remember her Koval
koval by slickera March 26, 2010
Words you can keep
a literal god or to some Jesus, he needs a girlfriend so hit him up.
"Koval is such a hottie I wish he would date me"
"Yeah me too"
Koval by yazzy&baz November 28, 2018
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Someone who thinks that mixing up chocolate and orange flavor in a coffee based beverage would be a good idea.
"He drinks that coffee-chocolate-orange mix?!?"
"That's Koval for ya."
Koval by ButtocksPit November 25, 2021

marzinos koval 

(marz)inos koval a players fake identity he uses to pull girls
hey bae my names marzinos koval, wanna drink
marzinos koval by THEdoggynator June 25, 2023

Kaela Kovalskia 

The term used for the Cutest Penguin
I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.
Kaela Kovalskia by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022
Komal’s are beautiful, kind-hearted girls with a lot of potential. They are smart and are very capable of making people smile, they are truly the best! Komal’s are very funny, infact the funniest, they always crack-up a joke when it’s needed. They care for their friends and can be very concerned for others safety. Komal’s are liked and respected by a lot of people, so be careful not to lose them.
Girl: “ oh that’s my best friend Komal”
Komal by NoRoleModelz June 4, 2019

koalaing 

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
koalaing by the lady men's March 22, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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