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Kovaleski

A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)
"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."
by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023
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an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.
oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).
by a sad sad turkey August 23, 2018
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Kovaleski

Kovaleski is a method of begining a discussion that ends in a heated argument.
It looks like we have a Kovaleski on our hands
by Newton unit August 17, 2018
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Kaela Kovalskia

I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.
by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022
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Kowalski Analysis

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.
When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.
by lacrynx February 9, 2019
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Kowalski

by furryraper69 October 28, 2018
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Kowalski

A penguin that analyzes photos on twitter, specifically memes.
by Vision_Brian November 30, 2018
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