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kovalchuk 

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.
Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.
kovalchuk by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005

Stupid Kovalchuk Money 

A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.

This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money

bogdan kovalchuk 

Man that Bogdan Kovalchuk sure was lit. He is an amazing guy.
bogdan kovalchuk by Hexdeeznutz February 11, 2017

Kovalčík 

Your local neighborhood bus driver. Starts a bus full of people on the second gear like it's no one's business. There are multiple species of Kovalčík, such as "Vták", "Preemptive cunt", "My friend's uncle" and many many more for you to find and experience yourself.
"The bus was supposed to leave at 6 but that fucking Kovalčík decided he is above the SAD timetable and left 5 fucking minutes earlier."
Kovalčík by Lombardila667 September 28, 2023

Kovalchuk 

When one kovalchuks they have let out a resounding fart after the act of defecating. The fart rings loudly in the porcelain orifice they are perched upon.
My brother woke everyone in the hotel when he kovalchuked after taking a much needed shit after eating at the restaurant at the bottom of Hines Ward's house.
Kovalchuk by Chico Lind January 8, 2025