kovaled

to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Kovaleski

A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)

"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."

by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

kowaled

Getting tricked by someone

Yo that nigga got kowaled
yo lets go kowal that nigga

by Game April 30, 2006

Kovaleved

The act of suspending or relieving ones duties on a temporary or permanent basis.

You've been playing really bad hockey the last 8 games. For the best of the team, you will be KOVALEVED for 2 games.

by BWDAGM February 22, 2009

kowaled

To get screwed over.

-I payed a guy $5000 for Rolex and he gave me a Ro-mex!!
-Oh, you got kowaled.

by Chaneyney August 18, 2006

Kovalev That Ho

Stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile cum shot in your girl's far side eye as if you were shooting a puck top corner on the far side of the net.

I want my girl to understand the rules of hockey so i'm going to Kovalev that ho!!!

by Juh Elk January 6, 2009

kovaleski

an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.

oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).

by a sad sad turkey August 23, 2018