kovalchuk 

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.

Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.

kovalchuk by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005

Kovalchuk 

When one kovalchuks they have let out a resounding fart after the act of defecating. The fart rings loudly in the porcelain orifice they are perched upon.

My brother woke everyone in the hotel when he kovalchuked after taking a much needed shit after eating at the restaurant at the bottom of Hines Ward's house.

Kovalchuk by Chico Lind January 8, 2025

Stupid Kovalchuk Money 

A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.

This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".

Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money

Stupid Kovalchuk Money by MrAGK47 July 22, 2010

bogdan kovalchuk 

Bad ass ukrainian

Man that Bogdan Kovalchuk sure was lit. He is an amazing guy.

bogdan kovalchuk by Hexdeeznutz February 11, 2017

Kowaltchuked 

To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.

Person 1 "Can I borrow a lighter?"
Person 2 "Sure."

Person 2 never got their lighter back. It was Kowaltchuked.

"Hey, you Kowaltchuked my lighter" is the appropriate response.

Kowaltchuked by Nigel Doucette April 24, 2008

Kavalchuk 

A name that is of russian descent. This is other wise known as a hockey name and anyone that has this name dangles. Also related to Kovalchuk, Kowalchuk, which means blacksmith.

Ilya Kovalchuk, played for the Atlanta thrashers hockey team, and dangled. Kavalchuk.

Kavalchuk by hockey8723 March 21, 2009

kovalchick 

The last name of the coolest girl in the universe. She is awsome in every way and your all jealous.

I love shannon kovalchick. She is like a sister to me.

kovalchick by Nate Acken June 12, 2008