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1. one who guffaws like a twit

2. a face that resembles a frying pan
1. Have you ever heard her laughing? She's a complete koval.

2. every time I go to the kitchen and fry my tortillas, I remember her Koval
koval by slickera March 26, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
a literal god or to some Jesus, he needs a girlfriend so hit him up.
"Koval is such a hottie I wish he would date me"
"Yeah me too"
Koval by yazzy&baz November 28, 2018
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Someone who thinks that mixing up chocolate and orange flavor in a coffee based beverage would be a good idea.
"He drinks that coffee-chocolate-orange mix?!?"
"That's Koval for ya."
Koval by ButtocksPit November 25, 2021

marzinos koval 

(marz)inos koval a players fake identity he uses to pull girls
hey bae my names marzinos koval, wanna drink
marzinos koval by THEdoggynator June 25, 2023

Kaela Kovalskia 

The term used for the Cutest Penguin
I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.
Kaela Kovalskia by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022
Komal’s are beautiful, kind-hearted girls with a lot of potential. They are smart and are very capable of making people smile, they are truly the best! Komal’s are very funny, infact the funniest, they always crack-up a joke when it’s needed. They care for their friends and can be very concerned for others safety. Komal’s are liked and respected by a lot of people, so be careful not to lose them.
Girl: “ oh that’s my best friend Komal”
Komal by NoRoleModelz June 4, 2019

koalaing 

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
koalaing by the lady men's March 22, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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