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A crustacean from the protozoic era, feeding largely on hams and buckets of krill. the Kott was known to frolic with the most obese of dinosaurs.
my good look at what kott's doing with those pizzas... aww aww..

i'm so glad i'm not kott
Kott by Klob Klob Klob December 27, 2008
Jag älskar kött
kött by David_sweden_99 December 26, 2020

häst kött 

Häst kött är gött
häst kött by Gurk mannen April 13, 2017

justin kott 

Someone with a dry sense of humor often says funny things with a serious, calm expression. They don't smile, laugh, or make silly faces.
justin kott by Justin kott December 20, 2016

kotthoff 

One who enjoys smelling rotten farts of their own and others of such...one who also enjoys being grungy.
That person has really gone Kotthoff on it all.
kotthoff by zrkat01 February 28, 2017

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!