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king of the trap, from "El Chapo Jr" by 2 Chainz
"I'm the kott (king of the trap), El Chapo Jr."
kott by kingott July 20, 2016
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A crustacean from the protozoic era, feeding largely on hams and buckets of krill. the Kott was known to frolic with the most obese of dinosaurs.
my good look at what kott's doing with those pizzas... aww aww..

i'm so glad i'm not kott
Kott by Klob Klob Klob December 27, 2008
Jag älskar kött
kött by David_sweden_99 December 26, 2020

häst kött 

Horse meat in swedish
Häst kött är gött
häst kött by Gurk mannen April 13, 2017

justin kott 

Someone with a dry sense of humor often says funny things with a serious, calm expression. They don't smile, laugh, or make silly faces.
Justin kott is lame
#lamo
justin kott by Justin kott December 20, 2016

kotthoff 

One who enjoys smelling rotten farts of their own and others of such...one who also enjoys being grungy.
That person has really gone Kotthoff on it all.
kotthoff by zrkat01 February 28, 2017

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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