kottke

To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

v. Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn -- he kottked us.

by fandango_matt July 24, 2008

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(verb) To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

"Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn--he kottked us."

by quonsar July 21, 2008

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A person usually of tall stature. Rare in America, these people fled from Russia and Argentina and are now mostly found in Orange and Ventura Counties. Common characteristics include blue eyes and a short attention span.

"Those Kottler's are freakin' tall, dude."

by jessbobessthemess March 27, 2009

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Its like a hoe, smut, slut. This word originated in Brooklyn East New York and made up by teenagers.

KEMiYA: Damm Joey U Lookin Good These Days
You gotta girl

JOEY: Nah i dont gotta girl

3rd PERSON: YO JOEY DONT MESS WITH
HER SHE A KOTTiE i HEARD SHE SUCKED
WAYNE DiCK

JOEY: GOOD LOOKiN OUT MY NiGGA..i AiNT
EVEN KNOW SHE WAS A KOTTiE

by bklynslovelyone December 3, 2007

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