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Pizzas and Cream 

Jacking off with a warm Hot Pocket, then eating it.
Fuck that broken window, it's Pizzas and Cream time.
Pizzas and Cream by Charlie_O August 22, 2014

Pork Scotch Pizzas 

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.
MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

D'oh Freaking Pizzas! 

A phrase of expression of mass anger, hatred, grief, or dislike. Usually toward deaths in video games. Used by Chuggaaconroy.
Me: Let me show you a cool glitch on this game!

Friend: Alright!

*dies in the game by accident*

D'oh Freaking Pizzas!

100 pizzas 

An expression used to describe one's love towards something, or for another person. An exuberant or ecstatic state when describing or experiencing something.
I love you 100 pizzas!

This concert is 100 pizzas!
100 pizzas by blue1eyeskw May 5, 2011

boro pizzas! 

1. An exclamation of joy.

2. A vocal interpretation of feeling lust towards a member of the opposite sex.
Gary - "Have you sCene that lass over there"

Rob - "Boro pizzas!"