(n)- Koh-TAHN-duh: A hybrid of the three animals Koala, Turtle and Panda, respectively. The kotanda is a mythical being seen by a certain group of California high school students to be an animal to posess a head of a panda, feet of a koala and shell of a turtle.
Kotandas have a tendency to destroy random things, though they appear lovable. Their ultimate goal is to take over high schools across the world, and eventually the world.
Kotandas have a tendency to destroy random things, though they appear lovable. Their ultimate goal is to take over high schools across the world, and eventually the world.
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Kotanda
• kotandaram
• kocanda
• koanda
• kolandasamy
• Komandan
• konandar
• Kostanda
• kotanga
• Kočanda
used colloquially in India
the person who heads the team organizing an event, an organization or institution
the person who is ought to be responsible and accountable for the activities done by a team of an organization, committee or institution
the chief or master brain of an idea or an event
pl. konandars
the person who heads the team organizing an event, an organization or institution
the person who is ought to be responsible and accountable for the activities done by a team of an organization, committee or institution
the chief or master brain of an idea or an event
pl. konandars
He is the konandar of this event.
Every konandar is supposed to be responsible for the result of the decisions they take.
Every konandar is supposed to be responsible for the result of the decisions they take.
by arunta007 October 7, 2011
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by J_NZ November 21, 2006
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His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
Did you hear what that kocanda did? I heard he sucked on a twat that hard that it went blue. Mfers thought it was blue waffle bruh
by Jonesunk November 15, 2021
Get the kocanda mug.“Just watch yourself” is the famous words of a kocanda before he desecrates that twat. Known for hit and runs especially ejaculate and evacuate. Power move is to pull out his doodle and swing it around like it’s a cheerleader Pom Pom. Also fumbles his set in other peoples showers and leaves his load on their floor.
Oly boi uncle did you see that kocanda with his doodle out swinging it around like it’s a helicopter damnn!
by Jonesunk November 18, 2021
Get the KOCANDA mug.A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
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