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Kostone is the cutest man in the whole Twitter community, also he has Ikea in his blood 🇸🇪
Kostone is Soo cute
Kostone by PineappleJoar April 3, 2020
Words you can keep
A gentle, beautiful, and highly dangerous woman. Someone who is soft but strikes with terrifying precision. Never around but always there to fix shit. Ominous, as if they could talk to spiders. Big mom energy, everyone either loves them or fears them. Highly likely to be a closet arsonist and a torture artist.
-Man the school bully's locker was just set on fire, did a Kotone finally come?
-Damn I want to meet her.

-Why are you not talking to Kotone? She's such a caring person. She baked me cookies.

-Sorry man, Kotone used to strangle me in a jiu jitsu chokehold in the parking lot for making my mom worry. I can't meet her without getting cold sweat.
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Eric Koston, professional skateboarder, of Thai descent. Thrasher magazines Skate Of The Year (SOTY) in 1996. X-Games Gold Medalist. Inventor of the krooked grind (formerly known as the "k-grind")
Koston is my favourite skater!
Koston by Justin. P December 20, 2005
Koston is in love with music and any chance he get he’ll play his favorite song he’s not so much of a smooth talker when it come to the ladies but he’s very cute and 99.99% of the time has a six pack he has dark brown eyes and any chance he gets to compliment you he’ll take he’s very good in bed and acts dumb but is very smart he loves his family and his friends his biggest trait is loyalty and if you get him keep him and if you become distant he’ll randomly check up on you
Koston always has his headphones in
Koston by JoshGreen1998 October 18, 2019
A very hot man. Koston has a cute smile, and an epik haircut. Koston is an A+ snuggler, and a very huggable person. He is a very funny man, and very kind. He is very smart, and trustworthy. He is very hot, and cute. Koston has good music taste. He is an amazing family member/friend/bf and If you know a koston, you feel very lucky to have him in you're life.
Person 1: I'm so lucky to have koston in my life!🥰
Person 2: Me too!😊
Koston by Isabel_Simp January 26, 2023

Kostonish 

Badass, able to bust out bitchin nice kickflip noseslides
You see how Derek skates he's kostonish
Kostonish by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004
Some guy that gets high and like to swallow massive loads
kstone by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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