1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball.

2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity.

Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.

Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish?

Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family.

Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment.

Student: Thank you and may Kobe be with you.

Kobeology by #66 Saoud September 19, 2009

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Karenology

The art and science of bluffing, tricking and manipulating others into buying into one's own over-inflated sense of entitlement, and in so doing, gaining privilege and resources way above one's moral right.

Jane enrolled for a semester of Critical Social Anthropology, but within 2 weeks, realised it was just another veiled Karenology course. "Challenging entrenched power structures" translates to "swindling more power for oneself through subtle means".

Karenology by frganesh January 14, 2021

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Koreology

the study of the Koreas, their people, languages, cultures, etc.

Are you hooked on to Koreology?

Koreology by uttam maharjan October 14, 2011

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kernology

the study of the stupid things that one says.

After Alan said something that made absolutely no sense to anyone but himself, we all decided that it was time for him to go into the field of kernology

kernology by Roger Philharmonic March 8, 2010

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