1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatestliving thing to ever touch a basketball.
2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity.
Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.
Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish?
Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family.
Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment.
The art and science of bluffing, tricking and manipulating others into buying into one's own over-inflated sense of entitlement, and in so doing, gaining privilege and resources way above one's moral right.
Jane enrolled for a semester of Critical Social Anthropology, but within 2 weeks, realised it was just another veiled Karenology course. "Challengingentrenched power structures" translates to "swindling more power for oneself through subtle means".