1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball.

2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity.

Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.

Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish?

Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family.

Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment.

Student: Thank you and may Kobe be with you.

Kobeology by #66 Saoud September 19, 2009

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kokology

Psychological games designed to reveal your hidden attitudes about sex, family, love and more

So, I know a lesbian, not my wife, but another lesbian, and she keeps a kokology book in the trunk of her car.

kokology by CK in SF April 5, 2006

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Karenology

The art and science of bluffing, tricking and manipulating others into buying into one's own over-inflated sense of entitlement, and in so doing, gaining privilege and resources way above one's moral right.

Jane enrolled for a semester of Critical Social Anthropology, but within 2 weeks, realised it was just another veiled Karenology course. "Challenging entrenched power structures" translates to "swindling more power for oneself through subtle means".

Karenology by frganesh January 14, 2021

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Kikeology

The study of Jews in their natural habitat the gas chamber

That Jew went on the train to study kikeology

Kikeology by Ugdaddy68 November 6, 2017