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koontastrophy 

Adjective.

Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
Look at those boys in tight jeans; such a "koontastrophy".
koontastrophy by Carl Josh May 20, 2010

Koontang 

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.
mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.
Koontang by what_a_twat February 20, 2011

Koongaraj 

An extreme custy, lowlife, a homeless, lost person. Usually used to describe a person who suffers extreme poverty.
Hey, Al is being a big koongaraj today.
Koongaraj by mike m December 7, 2003

koontash 

Very high quality pussy. A beautiful, sexy woman who's had very few sexual partners but is without a doubt amazing in bed. Quite likely has a snapback vagina that is very well maintained and clean. Koontash is very difficult to get in bed but is always worth the effort. The opposite of koontash is poontang.
"That foxy lady over there, now that's what I call koontash!"

"I'm tired of poontang, I need me some quality koontash."

"That girl had that koontash pussy."
koontash by Big Daddy636 November 1, 2013

Koontahkuntay 

Swim team try-outs are this afternoon. Good thing I had my Koontahkuntay waxed yesterday.
Koontahkuntay by Neoboltz May 31, 2016

koontash 

A word describing an extreme orgasm. Usually reserved for squirters and the use of a cock ring. Mainly had during the best sexual experiance of your life and the life of your forefathers.
Last night I finally reached a koontash experiance. This bitch was like Niagra Falls and she drowned to death by my enormous load. It was by far the most extreme koontash ever recorded.
koontash by Dodge Ridgestone October 13, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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