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A unit of measurement the width of a vaginal pubic hair.
Uncle J: How close did you get?
Bear: Pretty close. Missed by a koontar.
Koontar by Trizznees October 7, 2020
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koontastrophy 

Adjective.

Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
Look at those boys in tight jeans; such a "koontastrophy".
koontastrophy by Carl Josh May 20, 2010

Koontang 

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.
mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.
Koontang by what_a_twat February 20, 2011

Koongaraj 

An extreme custy, lowlife, a homeless, lost person. Usually used to describe a person who suffers extreme poverty.
Hey, Al is being a big koongaraj today.
Koongaraj by mike m December 7, 2003

koontash 

Very high quality pussy. A beautiful, sexy woman who's had very few sexual partners but is without a doubt amazing in bed. Quite likely has a snapback vagina that is very well maintained and clean. Koontash is very difficult to get in bed but is always worth the effort. The opposite of koontash is poontang.
"That foxy lady over there, now that's what I call koontash!"

"I'm tired of poontang, I need me some quality koontash."

"That girl had that koontash pussy."
koontash by Big Daddy636 November 1, 2013

Koontahkuntay 

Swim team try-outs are this afternoon. Good thing I had my Koontahkuntay waxed yesterday.
Koontahkuntay by Neoboltz May 31, 2016

koontash 

A word describing an extreme orgasm. Usually reserved for squirters and the use of a cock ring. Mainly had during the best sexual experiance of your life and the life of your forefathers.
Last night I finally reached a koontash experiance. This bitch was like Niagra Falls and she drowned to death by my enormous load. It was by far the most extreme koontash ever recorded.
koontash by Dodge Ridgestone October 13, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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