koonta

A king of homosexuals, loves a good pounding on a hot summer night.

"That dude is a massive koonta!"

koonta by themememanofIreland May 11, 2016

Koonta

Roasting himself or having bad english.

Chris: Yo you ever heard Josephs' comebacks
Joseph: Lets don't talk about that.
Chris: Lel Joseph stop being a koonta

Koonta by #YoungTatum June 12, 2018

Koonta

Roasting yourself or having bad english

Chris: Have you heard Josephs' comebacks.
Joseph: Lets don't talk about that
Chris: lel Joseph you are a koonta

Koonta by #YoungTatum June 12, 2018

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

Koonballistic 

Something really amazing or unbelievable.

A word used to describe some serious levels of awesome.

Did you just see that chick? ... Yeah she was f**ing Koonballistic!!

Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!

Koonballistic by The Real Drift King July 18, 2010

Koota 

It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find:
- A plant of the finest quality herb.
- A packed bong in an empty room.
- An unattended mix.
- A free beer (preferably Australian)
- A free ride (preferably a Limo/Gemini/Datsun).
- Copius amounts of Marshmallows, cream and strawberries.
- Clean Socks.

- "This plant is Koota, check out this bud, it looks like a little man"
- "Someone left this bong packed, this cone will go down in the ages as Koota"
- "Who left the Mix? I'll smoke the mix, it'll be Koota!"
- "Free beer, thats fucking Koota. At least its not American cause that shit tastes like Water."
- "Chuck us a ride you cheap cunt" "Alright you Jenkins" "Thats Fucking Koota"
- "Marshmallows, Koota" "Cream, Koota" "Strawberries, Kootasheen"
- "Hey man, Can I put these perfectly clean comfortable socks on?" "Yes" "Koota"

Koota by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

Keontae 

A messenger built with seven gifts or disciple.

Keontae was a follower of Jesus.

Keontae by Psalms50 March 18, 2017